This one is a bit of a stretch, but if you intend to major in Philosophy already, then you can accomplish it easily. When someone asks for fries, ask them WHY they want those fries with their meal.
Hire yourself two private investigators, then ensure both of them are following the other. If you can, find a way to video tape the entire ordeal for later laughs
If you’re going to become a doctor, then you may as well change your last name to Acula while you’re at it. It’s almost your obligation to do so, right?
Buy a parrot, even if they can be annoying. Once you have said parrot, teach it how to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.” Bring it everywhere!