Of course, if you’d prefer a slightly more “G” Christmas, Snoop Dogg has you covered with Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto. To be honest, he probably does.
Released at the height of their powers, pop punk power trio Blink 182’s I Won’t Be Home For Christmas sounds pretty much like a conventional Christmas tune. Except for the fact that the song is about a man who hates Christmas, attacks some carollers, gets arrested, and then gets sexually assaulted in jail. Very festive.