“Yer a lizard, Harry!”
And a literal shoulder to cry on.
He’s doing his very best.
Which is a blessing each and every day.
They’re shy, have chubby necks, and they puff up and display their tongue when they sense a threat in the wild.
So like, actual angels.
This gecko is a seriously good boy.
A gecko for every occasion.
They have a tiny third eye on top of their heads, which can only detect changes in lightness and darkness, but is still eerily cool.
Naturally making all the other lizards swoon.
Get your lizard a blog like this one.
But they’re actually very low-key creatures.
He’s never done anything wrong in his life.
Because your life will never be the same.