19 Pictures That Show The Difference Between Your Life And Mariah Carey's



1. Selfies for Mariah Carey:

Selfies for Mariah Carey:

She is surrounded by people on a literal throne with a half naked man carrying her around.

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Selfies for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Selfies for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Sad, dirty bathroom. Sunglasses from the ’90s. Kind of blurry. Creepy.



2. Grocery shopping for Mariah Carey:


Grocery shopping for Mariah Carey:

Tits out, a car full of food, and a random woman surprising her with flowers and cakes (?). Amazing.



Grocery shopping for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Grocery shopping for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Bad lighting, long lines, and a lot of general anger. Bad vibes.



3. Picking out produce for Mariah Carey:

Picking out produce for Mariah Carey:

Again, boobs out. Casual. Iconic.



Picking out produce for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Picking out produce for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Not exciting. Fruit looks kinda bad. No tits.



4. Mariah Carey interacting with her fans:

Mariah Carey interacting with her fans:

Everyone is screaming. A mob. Legendary.



Interacting with your fans for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Interacting with your fans for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Forced and unhappy. That cat does not want to be there.



5. Talking on the phone for Mariah Carey:

Talking on the phone for Mariah Carey:

Great lighting, excellent angle, and giving 100% face.

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Talking on the phone for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Talking on the phone for people who are not Mariah Carey:

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!



6. Cooking for Mariah Carey:

Cooking for Mariah Carey:

She’s cooking a sauce in a gown. A gown.



Cooking for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Cooking for people who are not Mariah Carey:

A mess. The cat is eating the sauce.



7. How Mariah Carey deals with a broken arm:

How Mariah Carey deals with a broken arm:

Bedazzled and rich.



How people who are not Mariah Carey deal with broken arms:

How people who are not Mariah Carey deal with broken arms:

Cheap and poor.



8. Mariah Carey taking a bath:

Mariah Carey taking a bath:

She is wearing jewels.



Taking a bath for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Taking a bath for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Yeah, there are no jewels. Normal people don’t bathe in jewels.



9. Beach time for Mariah Carey:

Beach time for Mariah Carey:

She is wearing a jumpsuit and throwing sand like it’s f*cking snow.



Beach time for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Beach time for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Waves and sand. Just waves and sand.



10. Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

She’s wearing a silk nightgown and what appears to be kitten heels.



People who are not Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

People who are not Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

Frozen and barely edible.



11. Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment to herself:

Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment to herself:

Being spit on by a lion during magic hour while pretending to listen to something.

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People who are not Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment:

People who are not Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment:

He’s in a kiddie pool.



12. Walking the dog for Mariah Carey:

Walking the dog for Mariah Carey:

It’s winter and she’s wearing a bikini in the snow. Okay.



Walking the dog for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Walking the dog for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Not glam. Kind of lonely. The dogs are even sad.



13. Taking a winter Instagram with Mariah Carey:

Taking a winter Instagram with Mariah Carey:

Festive AND flawless.



Taking a winter Instagram for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Taking a winter Instagram for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Dirty snow AND it’s basically all melted away.



14. Disneyland for Mariah Carey:

Disneyland for Mariah Carey:

I find it highly unlikely she waited in line. Also boobs.



Disneyland for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Disneyland for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Lines. Lines. Lines. And more Lines.



15. Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

She’s wearing a gown. A gown.



16. People who are not Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

People who are not Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

It’s always crowded and there’s always an annoying little kid.



17. Flying for Mariah Carey:

Flying for Mariah Carey:

I cannot find a flaw and who is taking this picture?



Flying for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Flying for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Literally just the worst. Stinky.



18. Mariah Carey holding a pie:

Mariah Carey holding a pie:

Just a lot happening here.



People who are not Mariah Carey holding pies:

People who are not Mariah Carey holding pies:

Not so fabulous but that pie probably tastes mad good. Not gonna lie.



19. Mariah Carey riding the subway:

Mariah Carey riding the subway:

She is wearing a gown. A gown.



People who are not Mariah Carey riding on the subway:

People who are not Mariah Carey riding on the subway:

Normal people don’t cut their nails on the subway, but everyone has seen someone cut their nails on the subway before.


Source: buzzfeed.com